I managed to come up with the best Halloween costume assembled entirely from the few things I could steal from the costume rack at work that came in the "freakishly large" size. I had middle-eastern clothing, a slightly undersized bowler, and a fake severed head. I was Lou Costello in Abbott and Costello Meet the Iraqi War Correspondent. Fortunately for the sake of taste, I had nowhere to go, so no one else was subjected to my genius.
-TC
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Nice try, but it looks like you are trying to pull the condom over our eyes. We know that you work at the legit front for NYC's smorgasbord of porn. That middle-eastern outfit was worn in "Ali Baba and the 40 Wenches." The bowler, upside down, was main prop in "Fetish 666." NYPD homicide has been looking for that severed head since "Baby, I Sawed It Too," a porn thriller, had its premiere on VHS.
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